here for a good time not a long time

1/14/22 

6:30 pm 

NEON MUSEUM 

Till death do us part? On that note, we will be taking you to a boneyard... a neon boneyard. Join us as we take a private guided tour through the Neon Museum Main Boneyard which contains hundreds of unrestored and restored signs lit up at sunset for showcasing! 

It's January in Vegas, and it's an outdoor museum, so dress for warmth as well as comfort.

1/14/22 

sometime after the graveyard...

SOMEWHERE WITH OUTSIDE SEATING

We've done this before, so there's nothing to rehearse... instead we will be kicking the night off  somewhere where the drinks are good and the seating is outside. Show up if you want, but don't expect anything from us other than your first round and a good time. 

Have other plans? Go for it! Hit the strip, catch a show, it's Vegas Babyyy. We will just be playing it by ear.

1/15/22 

6-6:20 pm 

THIS IS NOT RUN ON MIAMI TIME, so if you're late, you'll miss it. 

LITTLE WHITE WEDDING CHAPEL, L'AMOUR CHAPEL

Elvis will officiate and perform the Vegas Vow Renewal, the Decade Later Do-Over, the We-Do-Re-Deux-2022... be prompt! It's called a quickie wedding for a reason. 

Your attire is your invitation, if you aren't dressed to impress Cher, you aren't welcome. Masks are required.

1/15/22 

7:00 pm 

LET'S DRIVE AROUND AIMLESSLY (Except we won't be driving and it won't be aimless... we will have a guide) Pick up from the Little White Wedding Chapel, we will all board the big Double Decker bus, a quick stop off to pick up burgers from In-N-Out, and then we will  and take a night tour of the best and worst Las Vegas has to offer before being dropped off somewhere on the strip for the party to continue.

1/15/22 

VELVETEEN RABBIT Let's continue the celebration somewhere at the outdoor bar the Velveteen Rabbit. Our Vegas bus tour will end at the Velveteen Rabbit where we can sit out on the patio and enjoy cocktails, music, and a vintage photo booth.

1/15/22 

time isn't real

SOMEWHERE ON THE STRIP

If you've made it this far, you are either leaving on a flight first thing Sunday morning (talking to you Michelle and Jake) and know theres no point to sleep, OR you really do live by "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". 

This is not an organized activity, just if you're wondering where we will be Saturday night/Sunday morning... it will be somewhere with a slot machine before finding a good stack of pancakes to soak up the night's activities. (and liquor)